A hunt for a pair of heels leads me to some interesting sights.
A dear friend of mine loves shoes, just as much as I do, and we’re both constantly talking about what event we’re going to next so we get to wear high heels. This post is about finding a pair of heels for her, from libido helping tea to cute boys in nikes. This is my search for the Natalie.
To get to the mall, in search of Natalie, I had to take a Jeepny (local public trasport, a long jeep), where I spotted these. The girl in the Jeepny really liked the song ‘Party Anthem’ by LMFAO and wrote the lyrics on her Converse. You can’t really make out from the picture, but one toe says ‘Everyday I’m Shuffling‘ and the other says ‘Shake That‘. What would I write on my Converse (wait a min, I don’t own any!)?
Move over Earl Gray
Finally I get to the mall and go to this health store where I find these. Now, I’ve heard of teas to calm you down but never heard of one (until now) to make you happy (does it have Ms.T leaf’s sister Ms.Mari Juana?). There is one to increase your heart rate and… a tea for the libido? Well move over Viagra, I guess you got some stiff (ahem) competition. You have to read some of the descriptions on these boxes, super funny. Maybe I should give the ‘get heart’ to a particular CA banker boy (ehh, it probably still wouldn’t work).
Too hot in the Kitchen?
These have to be the cutest frying pans ever. I mean they say ‘work it girl’ and ‘strut your stuff’, what more would you want? I wouldn’t use these to cook in, but just think how nice they’d look hanging in your kitchen! Plus, such a conversation piece and a good gift for someone who’s passionate about cooking.
Things we do for beauty, but honestly, eye lash extensions? Honey if your man is not happy about your batting lashes, maybe he should find someone else. Also haven’t you heard of falsies? False eyelashes, stick them on and take them off when you’re done, simple. Such a waste of time and money (although pretty cheap 550p or 550rs).
Have your cake, eat it too
Now this is what I’d love to put on my wedding cake! Gone are the days of the doting bride/wife, these cake toppers are the true version of what marriage is like boys. Nah, I’m kidding, I’m not married (yet) but I’d like to think that my husband to be wouldn’t mind loosing the fight from time to time. Don’t worry not all women use shackles, others have other manipulative methods.
It seems like Nike have not been doing it of late (really bad joke I know). Yet, with Puma and Sketchers taking over the markets, we hardly see these anymore. That’s why my eyes were drawn to these, the cute guy may have been the other reason, but we’re a shoe blog! I like the way this guy is wearing his nikes with a blazer, jeans and tee -very urban chic. How would you wear yours, boys? Nikes are not just for the gym you know.